everything's coming up milhouse!: Archive

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Kevin: it’s hard to recognize tone via text.
Me: ahgggggghfoldnmeilmbjlkgfkm
Kevin: i understood that. i agree, justine beaver is a cutie. 
Me: yes, my sentiments exactly.

Apr 1st

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Apr 1st

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My cover of For A Little Bit by the multi talented...

Apr 1st

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-28) →

Kristine Tuna (13) Glassjaw (8) Owen (6) Mirah (6) Emmy the Great (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Curse you internet gods!

Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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Mar 28th

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Your Isabelle (not sure on the spelling) cover is...

YOU’RE WELCOME Ask me anything

Mar 28th

I just had pancakes and a coffee and a jumping high five. AWESOmE

Mar 27th

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oh

Me: ben has one of his stretched doesn’t he?
Codi: ok i think you’re missing a word. were you trying to say ear? because it’s a no
Codi: what the cuss? you gonna answer me? 
Codi: i’m watching a band called topless gaylord techno path
Codi: and by path i mean party
Codi: oh and there’s lots of lesbians here. actually that’s based on my assumption that they’re lesbians cos of their justin bieber haircuts. lots. 
Codi: this is a great conversation. it’s not one sided at all.

Mar 27th

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Chatroulette! →

if you’re looking for a good time, or a penis in your face. this is where you go.

Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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Rawr! Who am I?

i don’t know, you’re anonymous. uh-doy-eeeee Ask me anything

Mar 27th

Why is no one textinh me back? Is there some kind of city wide apocalypse happening that I don’t know about? I hate all of you

Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

i am so gay for zooey deschanel

true story

Mar 26th

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DO A FEIST COVER! DO A FEIST COVER! DO A FEIST...

well… which song Ask me anything

Mar 26th

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Needle in the hay? *Cough*

that wasn’t very subtle. you should work on that. Ask me anything

Mar 26th

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Want to do another Elliott Smith cover? =)

you know he has like a lot of songs, right? Ask me anything

Mar 26th

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yes. not really. no. just you. you should just...

most people want to be a doctor, or save orphans, or eat people. but you want to know a famous person. i think that’s what all the kids to aspire to. that, and doing crack. Ask me anything

Mar 26th

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can you become famous for me? (:

no. maybe. it depends. is this some kind of mutual fame? are we talking about me becoming famous? and also you? or just me? because i’d need help becoming famous. maybe i could blow up sheep or something and people would notice me, then i could serenade them. they would either cry from the sheep or the songs, either way, publicity baby. Ask me anything

Mar 26th

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apparently i have a pimp

Me: why don’t you ever respond to my texts? are you in some kind of hostage situation? if so respond with the word banana.
Me: kevin? listen. should i send the police? the SWAT? burger king? stop getting yourself into a crisis to avoid contact with me
Kevin: i talked to this lesbian yesterday. but she had a gf, i never got her number because like… it would be weird. i know where we can spot em though! this tea place in commercial drive. WE’RE GOING TO COMMERCIAL DRIVE TO HUNT FOR YOUR DYKES
Kevin: oh, and banana.
Me: i love you, you’re adorable.

Mar 26th

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this is my cover of a song by Gregory and the...

Mar 26th

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Mar 25th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-21) →

Mar 24th

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i legit thought this was hilarious →

Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 23rd

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cyboaubree

Mar 23rd

Codi Talks

Codi: may i just sent me a texy said hope you farting cox
Me: are you drunk cos that made no sense at all. regardless. i understood. and she thought it was really funny. 
Codi: i know where you live ha ha.
Codi (later): and i also know you’re actually a frog, president Obama.
Me: you can’t tell anyone that secret, i was going to give you skittles
Codi: no. you bitch. why would you tell me this?! can you save me some?
Me: i’m not the bitch! 
Codi: oh don’t try and turn this on me!
Me: i already did
Codi: twist! wordplay
Me: sigh
Codi: werewolf bah mitzvah spooky scary
Me: i saved you skittles. like. a lot of them. march 17 2010 3:13:00. i don’t wanna delete that. fuck.

Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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i’m sorry i had my angrypants on yesterday you... →

Mar 22nd

add me to your last.fm library!! free tracks up! http://lnk.ms/7KxKP

Mar 22nd

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Codi: i seriously just about lost my finger opening a door just now. there’s blood everywhere.
Me: what? are you okay? get a bandaid. go to the finger repair station.
Codi: there’s no safety zone here! i had a bandage luckily, but its already bleeding thru. maybe i won’t have to take my exam! 
Me: this is a win-lose-lose situation. unfortunately two losses against one win is still a lose.
Codi: no, no. they cancel each other out. double indemnity.
Me: well now my double solitaire win is useless and this day is doomed. 
Codi: it’s just physics. theres nothing i can do about it. jobin. 
Me: true words of a wise man.
Codi: you know when you say that to everything it makes me think you’re not listening.

Mar 20th

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Mar 20th

Got my hair cut. I can now successfully look like Justin beiber

Mar 20th

Its SO REFRESHING!

Mar 20th

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Mar 19th

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Mar 19th

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I have heard so much lady gaga/miley sirus I feel like I’m at a tween’s birthday party

Mar 18th

Olympics + coffee + skittles = amazing

Mar 17th

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Mar 17th

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Peekaboo Street – Discover music, concerts, &... →

Mar 17th