Kevin: it’s hard to recognize tone via text.
Kevin: i understood that. i agree, justine beaver is a cutie.
Me: yes, my sentiments exactly.
My cover of For A Little Bit by the multi talented...
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Kristine Tuna (13) Glassjaw (8) Owen (6) Mirah (6) Emmy the Great (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Curse you internet gods!
Your Isabelle (not sure on the spelling) cover is...
YOU’RE WELCOME Ask me anything
I just had pancakes and a coffee and a jumping high five. AWESOmE
Me: ben has one of his stretched doesn’t he?
Codi: ok i think you’re missing a word. were you trying to say ear? because it’s a no
Codi: what the cuss? you gonna answer me?
Codi: i’m watching a band called topless gaylord techno path
Codi: and by path i mean party
Codi: oh and there’s lots of lesbians here. actually that’s based on my assumption that they’re lesbians cos of their justin bieber haircuts. lots.
Codi: this is a great conversation. it’s not one sided at all.
if you’re looking for a good time, or a penis in your face. this is where you go.
Rawr! Who am I?
i don’t know, you’re anonymous. uh-doy-eeeee Ask me anything
Why is no one textinh me back? Is there some kind of city wide apocalypse happening that I don’t know about? I hate all of you
i am so gay for zooey deschanel
DO A FEIST COVER! DO A FEIST COVER! DO A FEIST...
well… which song Ask me anything
Needle in the hay? *Cough*
that wasn’t very subtle. you should work on that. Ask me anything
Want to do another Elliott Smith cover? =)
you know he has like a lot of songs, right? Ask me anything
yes. not really. no. just you. you should just...
most people want to be a doctor, or save orphans, or eat people. but you want to know a famous person. i think that’s what all the kids to aspire to. that, and doing crack. Ask me anything
can you become famous for me? (:
no. maybe. it depends. is this some kind of mutual fame? are we talking about me becoming famous? and also you? or just me? because i’d need help becoming famous. maybe i could blow up sheep or something and people would notice me, then i could serenade them. they would either cry from the sheep or the songs, either way, publicity baby. Ask me anything
apparently i have a pimp
Me: why don’t you ever respond to my texts? are you in some kind of hostage situation? if so respond with the word banana.
Me: kevin? listen. should i send the police? the SWAT? burger king? stop getting yourself into a crisis to avoid contact with me
Kevin: i talked to this lesbian yesterday. but she had a gf, i never got her number because like… it would be weird. i know where we can spot em though! this tea place in commercial drive. WE’RE GOING TO COMMERCIAL DRIVE TO HUNT FOR YOUR DYKES
Kevin: oh, and banana.
Me: i love you, you’re adorable.
this is my cover of a song by Gregory and the...
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i legit thought this was hilarious →
Codi: may i just sent me a texy said hope you farting cox
Me: are you drunk cos that made no sense at all. regardless. i understood. and she thought it was really funny.
Codi: i know where you live ha ha.
Codi (later): and i also know you’re actually a frog, president Obama.
Me: you can’t tell anyone that secret, i was going to give you skittles
Codi: no. you bitch. why would you tell me this?! can you save me some?
Me: i’m not the bitch!
Codi: oh don’t try and turn this on me!
Me: i already did
Codi: twist! wordplay
Codi: werewolf bah mitzvah spooky scary
Me: i saved you skittles. like. a lot of them. march 17 2010 3:13:00. i don’t wanna delete that. fuck.
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Codi: i seriously just about lost my finger opening a door just now. there’s blood everywhere.
Me: what? are you okay? get a bandaid. go to the finger repair station.
Codi: there’s no safety zone here! i had a bandage luckily, but its already bleeding thru. maybe i won’t have to take my exam!
Me: this is a win-lose-lose situation. unfortunately two losses against one win is still a lose.
Codi: no, no. they cancel each other out. double indemnity.
Me: well now my double solitaire win is useless and this day is doomed.
Codi: it’s just physics. theres nothing i can do about it. jobin.
Me: true words of a wise man.
Codi: you know when you say that to everything it makes me think you’re not listening.
Got my hair cut. I can now successfully look like Justin beiber
Its SO REFRESHING!
I have heard so much lady gaga/miley sirus I feel like I’m at a tween’s birthday party
Olympics + coffee + skittles = amazing
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